me an NOTHING

its the end of my vacations... :( R.I.P...
its been a while since i wrote sumtn on my blog... please do excuse me for that....
I've been too busy doing nothing...!! no seiously!!...
if your daily routine becomes too monotonous,, try doing NOTHING....
now believe it or not,, doing nothing requires exceptional skill and you eventually become an expert at it...
now here are a few ways of doing nothing which i practice myself...
1) sitting in front of the television swapping channels every 5-10 minutes... very effective... and hassle free...
2) put on your PC/laptop and set an optical illusion as your wallpaper... and now STARE!!!!....
when u get dizzy,, stop!!! i dont want to be held responsible for any brain malfunctions!!!...
3)watch movies like: Ira and Abby(what a pointless movie), Shoot 'em up, or any telugu hardcore action movie... the last being the most amusing even if you do not know telugu.. even a 3 year old kid can make a better action moive with his toys for god's sake.... No offence!!
4)if you dont like listening to music,, just plug in your earphones to your mp3 player and listen... or record "nothing" and listen over and over again.... you are bound to lose it....
5)download i-doser and listen to nonsense for half an hour and still be in your senses... then read the agreement to find out you need to pay for it to work!!
6)(strictly for those who have dial-up).. keep a 700MB movie for download and wait for it to finish!!
7)drag your chair adjacent to the window or balcony in your room and stare outside,,, but DONT FALL ASLEEP.... then u are doing something....
8)put on your television,, change channel to either Star Plus, Sony, or Zee TV and watch a soap-opera... and please do notice the countless sound effects within 10 seconds,, it is then upto you to laugh or cry!!
9)listen to "Doesn't Remind Me" performed by Audioslave (bow head in respect(not sarcastic(SERIOUSLY!!!))) or just get the lyrics,,, they have some amazing ideas too!!
10)and last but not the least,, publish your crazy ideas... this is the most liberating!!!

STATUTORY WARNING/DISCLAIMER:
Do not perform all the above mentioned within a span of one day. You will be driven insane beyond your wildest dreams. Also, I refuse to accept responsibility in case of complications whether mental or physical.

My Dear Subjects!!
Go Crazy!!

Dhruv a.k.a Gunlock a.k.a Spark a.k.a AnaThema
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